FAQs (Frequently Ax'd Questions)

Q: "I hear a bit of an accent there... where are you from, exactly?"
A: "Grand Cayman."

Q: *Blank Stare*
A: "It's part of the Cayman Islands."

Q: "Where are they?"
A: "Well, for all the grief you people give us about being a tax haven and a place for criminals to launder money, I would expect you to know! Go watch a Bond movie!! ............. They're south of Cuba.

Q: "How the hell did you learn about Oxford?"
A: "The internet. It's a fascinating thing, you should try it sometime."

Q: "Why would you ever want to leave the Cayman Islands?!"
A: "Because I wanted to go to university in a country that most people have heard of, because Emory and Oxford have great reputations, and because I needed a change of scenery. You try living in paradise all your life and see how hard it really is!!"

Q: "Well, do you like it here?"
A: "Yeah, I actually like it a lot... until it gets cold. That's about the time I wanna go homeeeeee."

Q: "Can I come visit you?"
A: "Hell yeah! But I na buyin u a ticket..."